{"product_id":"crucial-taunt-2-sided-insulated-can-cooler","title":"Crucial Taunt 2-Sided Insulated Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWayne asked Cassandra to have a Chinese baby on their first date. This cooler is a slightly more effective conversation starter. Keep your drinks cold and your party time excellent with this Crucial Taunt Premium Neoprene Insulated Can Cooler! This Wayne's World-inspired cozie is a party-on, headbang-ready tribute to the greatest fictional band ever to wail through the Gasworks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎸 \u003cstrong\u003eBootleg Band Merch Energy:\u003c\/strong\u003e Front-and-back graphics with the kind of snake-and-gothic-lettering swagger you'd expect on a shirt sold out of the back of a powder-blue AMC Pacer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎸 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium Insulated Neoprene:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keeps your beer cold through the sad ending, the Scooby-Doo ending, AND the mega-happy ending... with time to spare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎸 \u003cstrong\u003eFits Standard 12 oz Cans \u0026amp; Bottles:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pepsi, Reebok, Doritos... whatever the sponsors are paying for this week, this cooler holds it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎸 \u003cstrong\u003eDurable \u0026amp; Reusable:\u003c\/strong\u003e Built to survive garage air-guitar solos, basement TV shoots, and at least one ill-advised attempt to headbang to Bohemian Rhapsody in a moving vehicle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🎸 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift for Party Animals:\u003c\/strong\u003e A must-have for movie quoters, Mike Myers apologists, Tia Carrere devotees, and anyone whose highest calling in life is to bow down at the feet of a rock god\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You Need This Insulated Can Cooler:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou either quote Wayne's World unprompted, or you're a liar. This cooler is for the first group. Whether you're hosting a movie night, cranking Ballroom Blitz in the garage, or just want your beer to look like it got confiscated at the door of the Gasworks, this cozie belongs in your hand. Schwing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder Now, Bow Down, \u0026amp; Party On!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Black Rabbit","offers":[{"title":"Single - 1 Koozie","offer_id":50205583081712,"sku":"BR-KOOZIE-CRUCIALTAUNT","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2-Pack","offer_id":50205583114480,"sku":"BR-KOOZIE-CRUCIALTAUNT-2PACK","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5-Pack","offer_id":50205583147248,"sku":"BR-KOOZIE-CRUCIALTAUNT-5PACK","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/0553\/1888\/files\/crucial-taunt-2-sided-insulated-cooler-single-1-koozie-neoprene-435.webp?v=1785960170","url":"https:\/\/blackrabbitco.com\/products\/crucial-taunt-2-sided-insulated-can-cooler","provider":"Black Rabbit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}