Return of the Living Dead Officially Licensed Trioxin Barrel Insulated Can Cooler
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WARNING: DO NOT OPEN — UNLESS YOU’RE THIRSTY.
Contain the chaos and keep your drinks dead cold with this Officially Licensed Trioxin Barrel Premium Neoprene Insulated Can Cooler! Styled after the infamous military-grade barrel that started it all, this Return of the Living Dead cozie is the perfect way to pay tribute to the chemical mishap that made zombie history.
Return of the Living Dead
™ and © Living Dead Media LLC
Product Features:
☣️ Officially Licensed: This isn’t some back-alley can sleeve - it's the real, authorized thing. You will be questioned by the Army if mishandled.
☣️ Premium Insulated Neoprene: Lock in undead-cold refreshment and keep those condensation drips at bay.
☣️ Authentic Barrel Design: Features ultra-detailed original artwork modeled after the military-issue Trioxin drum—with corrosion, emergency contact info, and a suspicious handprint.
☣️ Fits Standard 12 oz Cans & Bottles: Whether you're drinking cola or corpse water, this cooler has you sealed up tight.
☣️ Durable & Reusable: Built for long-term containment—just like the real barrels (hopefully with fewer leaks).
☣️ Perfect Gift for Horror Fans: A sick addition for collectors, zombie outbreak preppers, or anyone who loves a toxic twist to their movie merch.
Why You Need This Insulated Can Cooler:
If you're a die-hard fan of Return of the Living Dead, this is the can cooler that screams authenticity—without releasing toxic gas. Whether you're gearing up for a horror movie night or just want your beer to look like military contraband, this cooler is a must-have conversation starter.
Order Now & Keep It Contained!
Orders typically ship within 2 business days and are delivered in under a week. Expedited shipping options are available at checkout for even faster delivery.
