Crucial Taunt 2-Sided Insulated Can Cooler
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Wayne asked Cassandra to have a Chinese baby on their first date. This cooler is a slightly more effective conversation starter. Keep your drinks cold and your party time excellent with this Crucial Taunt Premium Neoprene Insulated Can Cooler! This Wayne's World-inspired cozie is a party-on, headbang-ready tribute to the greatest fictional band ever to wail through the Gasworks.
Product Features:
🎸 Bootleg Band Merch Energy: Front-and-back graphics with the kind of snake-and-gothic-lettering swagger you'd expect on a shirt sold out of the back of a powder-blue AMC Pacer
🎸 Premium Insulated Neoprene: Keeps your beer cold through the sad ending, the Scooby-Doo ending, AND the mega-happy ending... with time to spare
🎸 Fits Standard 12 oz Cans & Bottles: Pepsi, Reebok, Doritos... whatever the sponsors are paying for this week, this cooler holds it
🎸 Durable & Reusable: Built to survive garage air-guitar solos, basement TV shoots, and at least one ill-advised attempt to headbang to Bohemian Rhapsody in a moving vehicle
🎸 Perfect Gift for Party Animals: A must-have for movie quoters, Mike Myers apologists, Tia Carrere devotees, and anyone whose highest calling in life is to bow down at the feet of a rock god
Why You Need This Insulated Can Cooler:
You either quote Wayne's World unprompted, or you're a liar. This cooler is for the first group. Whether you're hosting a movie night, cranking Ballroom Blitz in the garage, or just want your beer to look like it got confiscated at the door of the Gasworks, this cozie belongs in your hand. Schwing.
Order Now, Bow Down, & Party On!
Orders typically ship within 2 business days and are delivered in under a week. Expedited shipping options are available at checkout for even faster delivery.